NO X NO I AM NOT ATTENDING NO

Somehow my high school found me and is pestering me with emails about my five year reunion. I vowed never to attend a non-family reunion unless I was Very Successful. Despite the fact that HWRHS’ Class of 2003 is actually the most compelling argument for eugenics that one could ever see and I am thus tenfold more successful than, oh, say 75% of these people [which is just... SAD], NO I AM NOT GOING.

DELETE.

DELETE.

DELETE.

DO NOT WANT.

There was also bitterness. “What language do they speak in Kenya? Maybe I should get a book,” said Ed Sellman of Falls Church. “I’d sure like to see his birth certificate.”

SUCK IT YOU RACIST BUTTFUCKS. WE WON AND YOU LOST AND I HOPE YOU HAD FUN GETTING YOUR WHITEY ASS KICKED
Sincerely,

White Girl who is SO SSOSOSOSOSOSO HAPPY THAT HER PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!!! <3 <3 <3

OBAMA!