Annie

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Notes from the white-collar ghetto, Pt. 1

In notes from the white collar ghetto, overheard on my g-chat, useless degrees on February 26, 2008 at 7:38 pm
9:26 AM me: HAHAHAHHA
AMERICA, THIS IS YOUR FUTURE
DRUNK
9:27 AM Genny: HAHAHAHA
me: it is retarded how much beer i drink
Genny: It definitely is. I feel like I weenie college student but whatever
me: I HAVE A BACHELORS DEGREE
IM GOING TO DRINK
Genny: LOL
9:28 AM how many drinks did you have last night?
me: its because we’re ambitious young scholars who somehow got caught in a white collar ghetto
Genny: i mean, i don’t know about you but i work for the weekend. pathetic
me: oh ive been ultra lghtweighty because ive been sick but probably 4 or 5 beerz
Genny: a white collar ghetto
HAHAHAHAHA
me: enough to blur vision and for me to raise my decibel level to a very unladylike proportion
9:29 AM and absolutely i work for the weekend but most weeks i am drinking beerz by wednesday night, at least
9:30 AM Genny: yeah, i stopped counting my beers.
i drank for 5 hours
by 6
me: the day of the week that i start drinking is inversely proportional to how hungover I got the prior weekend.
we should write a blog post about this
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Overheard on my G-Chat:

In GMail, overheard on my g-chat on February 20, 2008 at 2:13 am

tania: i miss him too

me: 😦 😦 😦
our world is changing
9:06 PM tania: yeah but i bet you will be able to buy cuban cigars in the states in the next 5 years
me: haHA!
TRUE DAT
tania: cuban products: here they come.
what do they even have to offer us?
9:07 PM it is all probably so good
me: more che posters!!
tania: HA HA HA
me: because college students in the us dont have enough!!
[re: da newz]

Overheard on my G-Chat:

In craigslist, GMail, overheard on my g-chat on February 15, 2008 at 5:00 pm
11:55 AM Jason: haha i love missed connections
  “b train girl with a nose ring (allston)”
  THATS LIKE SAYING “human”

[in response to this guy, who posts every day. I’m starting to flag him. I’m a Craigslist Vigilante.]